in no particular order...
- after three weeks on crutches, your triceps will be ripped.
- an outdoor wedding in the rain makes for very cinematic pictures.
- if someone steals your identity, that means they have to take on your credit card debt, right? Right?
- having a pimple make you look younger.
- the baby. the baby is the silver lining even though you just got a million stitches down there.
- maybe the firemen will be hot.
- well, at least you know the air bags work.
- Now they can see that, besides being brilliant and beautiful, at hear you're just a regular person with a temper.
- you bag was stolen, giving you the best excuse ever to buy a new, even nice bag. Joke's on you, robber man!
- Two days of stomach flu = Hey! Take those jeans out of the giveaway bag...They fit again!
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